/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
A safe space for wattage bazookas to not feel judged when they want to boast about their insane FTP, complain about their leadout hygienist, or make fun of some loser not wearing Lycra in all of life's situations.
Circlejerk Rules, How to KOM:
Participants may ride any bike of their choosing as long at it cost more than $10,000/€10,000, excluding paintwork and finishing kit.
Big rings smaller than 55t, granny gears above 23t, and mechanical groupsets/brakes are for Juniors.
Any cars owned by subscribers must now be referred to as 'team cars' or be sold.
Fred, meet Doris. Women are dentists too.
The Rules are to be strictly enforced on others regardless of how the enforcer applies them to their own life.
Subreddit Rules, Don't be a Dick:
All posts and comments are to be assumed satirical.
Be serious with an \unclip tag. Respect OP and reply seriously but don't forget to jerk it later with a \clip tag. No \clip-only replies, please.
Reddiquette still applies.
Do not repost media containing Redditors. If they appear in a photo/video, it is off limits.
This is not r/AntiBikePorn.
No Cat 5 posts - Low-effort and unfunny crossposts, also includes old viral videos
/r/BicyclingCirclejerk
89,983 Subscribers
Can I wear my 2008 Rock Racing kit to a Rapha ride?
03:58 UTC
The comment section proves r/xbiking is full of anarchist, prepare to defend your private practice!
02:49 UTC
Keep my KOMs out your damn headunit!
01:29 UTC
Welsh Freds descending into the chilly Dee Valley mist...
23:26 UTC
Rate my commuter set-up. Any tips on brand of basket to stay airó?
23:10 UTC
Fred KOMed too hard
22:40 UTC
Why I'm not getting faster?
22:33 UTC
21:55 UTC
Oujerked yet again
20:26 UTC
The Stud will see your wife now.
19:53 UTC
My Rapha c*ckring fell off again, can they fix it or do I need to buy a PNS pump?
19:28 UTC
Idk if this is cheating
19:14 UTC
Bought a Bianchi, will I kom?
18:04 UTC
How to take a bigger sh*t ?
Someone over at r/bicycling told me that I’m better off taking a sh*t than buying a lighter bike.
I’m a bit embarrassed to admit but I’ve plateaud recently and can only maintain a measly 300g per sh*t. I don’t know if it’s my diet, toilet technique, maybe I’m just not pushing hard enough ?
Any sh*t advice would be greatly appreciated! 🙏
17:45 UTC
Fred won’t let anyone stand in the way of his KOM
17:06 UTC
Can I wear a PNS kit to a Rapha Club ride?
15:40 UTC
Can I wear a PNS kit to a Rapha Club ride?
14:34 UTC
Yes, Fred, there is the way
12:19 UTC
Tell me your secret to get fast
10:23 UTC
Why is there KOM in my brake fluid?
06:15 UTC
What the hell do I do with spare piss?
03:29 UTC
my new build
02:39 UTC
Is it too much to ask that you clean up after KOMming so hard?
01:57 UTC