/r/BicyclingCirclejerk

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A safe space for wattage bazookas to not feel judged when they want to boast about their insane FTP, complain about their leadout hygienist, or make fun of some loser not wearing Lycra in all of life's situations.

Circlejerk Rules, How to KOM:

  • Participants may ride any bike of their choosing as long at it cost more than $10,000/€10,000, excluding paintwork and finishing kit.

  • Big rings smaller than 55t, granny gears above 23t, and mechanical groupsets/brakes are for Juniors.

  • Any cars owned by subscribers must now be referred to as 'team cars' or be sold.

  • Fred, meet Doris. Women are dentists too.

  • The Rules are to be strictly enforced on others regardless of how the enforcer applies them to their own life.

 

Subreddit Rules, Don't be a Dick:

  • All posts and comments are to be assumed satirical.

  • Be serious with an \unclip tag. Respect OP and reply seriously but don't forget to jerk it later with a \clip tag. No \clip-only replies, please.

  • Reddiquette still applies.

  • Do not repost media containing Redditors. If they appear in a photo/video, it is off limits.

  • This is not r/AntiBikePorn.

  • No Cat 5 posts - Low-effort and unfunny crossposts, also includes old viral videos

/r/BicyclingCirclejerk

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This is from the credits of a bike messenger movie from 2016 called Alleycats. Can anyone spot the error in this image?

3 Comments
2025/02/03
02:39 UTC
1

Outjerked again

0 Comments
2025/02/03
02:15 UTC
3

Any PNS sales? Asking for my wice

0 Comments
2025/02/03
00:56 UTC
2

Chasing KOMs everyday is the exact opposite of how you get them, which is slow, steady progress.

You heard it here first, Phil's secret to KOMing in retirement is edging.

2 Comments
2025/02/03
00:41 UTC
3

Fred the Watt Bazooka asking if it’s it weird to announce your W/Kg as you call “on your left” to pass somebody.

2 Comments
2025/02/03
00:02 UTC
11

wait a minute, why would sabrina send us wallpapers?

8 Comments
2025/02/03
00:02 UTC
19

Wife's Boyfriend came over so I took the bice out for some walking trail tine

0 Comments
2025/02/02
21:14 UTC
2

Is it normal for knee pads to hurt?

1 Comment
2025/02/02
21:12 UTC
77

Vapourware?

https://flite.bike/en

Preorder for only $1500!

35 Comments
2025/02/02
21:01 UTC
36

My proposal for how to get an arm workout from bike. Aka the right way.

13 Comments
2025/02/02
19:56 UTC
13

Does anyone else find breathing helpful before going for a ride?

7 Comments
2025/02/02
19:48 UTC
5

When will I be reunited with my stolen bice?

1 Comment
2025/02/02
19:48 UTC
56

Stoner trolling the normal sub

16 Comments
2025/02/02
18:44 UTC
22

Be So, So Careful With Saddles; Seemingly Permanent Penile Numbness

12 Comments
2025/02/02
18:22 UTC
8

ELI5: Why do orthodontists have higher power output than dentists?

2 Comments
2025/02/02
17:35 UTC
69

Upgraded the stem on my winter kommuter bike, what do you think guys?

18 Comments
2025/02/02
15:28 UTC
85

Lost a bet, new bice wasn’t faster than Kom’el jockeys

12 Comments
2025/02/02
15:00 UTC
23

Why does wuot vaen Art crash all the time, is he stupid?

That poor Sirvelo

6 Comments
2025/02/02
14:26 UTC
5

Silly question. Is it possible to install ABS on traditional pedal bike? Tired of locking my brakes unintentionally

3 Comments
2025/02/02
13:43 UTC
104

Is this enough handlebar junk for my half quarter metric century commute?

42 Comments
2025/02/02
11:23 UTC
1

How to say "bicycle" in European languages

9 Comments
2025/02/02
08:52 UTC
14

What is this thing? Is it even æro?

20 Comments
2025/02/02
07:53 UTC
22

What is this valve?

12 Comments
2025/02/02
07:29 UTC
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