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Did you run out of VB?

Did your cricket team lose again? Get bitten by a funnel-web in your house?

Things that only an Australian could complain about.

/r/Australianproblems

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Researchers needing advice from Australian Young People about nudes

Researchers at the University of Melbourne are inviting young people aged between 15-22 who live in Australia to complete a survey about their teenage experiences of having people seek sexual images or videos from them. This survey has 9 questions and is completely anonymous.

Click here to complete the survey

If the information in this post upsets you, you can call 1800RESPECT: 1800 737 732 if you live in Australia. If you live outside Australia you can visit Befrienders Worldwide at this link and the website can help you find support near you.

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2024/06/25
10:24 UTC

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APH Petition - Free or affordable access to Australian Standards

There is currently an e-petition run by the Australian Parliament House to have free or even reasonably priced access to Australian Standards.

Currently the majority of the exorbitant cost goes to the private company who owns distribution rights. Signing the petition would be lend your voice and help the push to provide fair access to the documents to the general population.

https://www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/petition/EN4101

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2022/04/23
10:27 UTC

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Squeaky floor on second level of my house

Hi everyone, want to ask something about how to fix second level floor being super noisy when walked on.

I have a carpet on second level and most places I walk on will create squeaky noise. Does anyone know how to fix this without pulling all the carpet? I read online there is a product called Squeak No More. But I only seen people using it in US or Europe, not sure if it works for Aussie house.

Thanks for in advance!

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2021/11/22
11:00 UTC

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"OMG, are you really Australian?? but you sound British!"

im going to hit you with a car

2 Comments
2021/06/29
14:04 UTC

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Why is everything due on a bloody public holiday!!!

Or one day after... Honestly you've got to be evil.

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2021/03/29
07:50 UTC

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Receiving cash for our Bunnings sausage sizzle

And after counting the coins, there were 4 dimes. Don't even know how much it's worth before exchange rate

0 Comments
2019/10/20
08:52 UTC

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Going to vote too late and missing out on the democracy sausage.

1 Comment
2019/05/18
01:51 UTC

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Never knowing who the PM is and when it's gonna be someone else

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2019/03/28
05:39 UTC

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Not knowing the real lyrics to Foreigner's song Cold As Ice because as a child you were exposed to ads about cans

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2019/03/26
19:07 UTC

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This morning I finished my new Twitter Bot. Every time my NBN drops out it lets Malcolm, the NBN Co and Sen Fifield know.

We're a small business. We experience SO many dropouts a day it's crazy. It deeply impacts our ability to work remotely with our clients. After multiple visits the NBN Co still haven't sorted it.

I'd already written a Python script to monitor dropouts but thought last night "Why not let the PM know just how well his NBN project is doing each time". So this morning it launched.

Feel free to check it out if you want: https://twitter.com/OurBrokenNBN/with_replies

Am happy to hear alternative message suggestions to feed the bot so it can randomly pick one each time.

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2018/01/24
23:56 UTC

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Just moved back from the UK and there's so little to complain about here that this sub is dead.

0 Comments
2017/12/18
02:07 UTC

3

Sherlock is only airing on stan

2 Comments
2016/12/30
08:41 UTC

3

I don't have the NBN yet

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2015/09/24
09:36 UTC

6

Netflix throttled the internet

It really[UPLOADING... 15%]

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2015/06/07
03:00 UTC

3

The Olympic commentators won't stop saying "Chumpy" every 5 seconds

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2014/02/18
20:42 UTC

3

We've won the Ashes, but England's still not going to send them over here.

Or is this a British Problem?

0 Comments
2013/12/19
01:37 UTC

6

If I open any doors or windows the flies and mozzies come in.

Is a cooling breeze through the house too much to ask?

2 Comments
2013/12/16
08:49 UTC

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If QANTAS fails I'll have to fly Virgin Australia.

I liked it better when it was called Virgin Blue, but they still don't give you free meals.

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2013/12/15
09:14 UTC

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The ABC's radio cricket commentary isn't synced with Channel 9's TV coverage.

I prefer the ABC's commentary to Channel 9's, but I like seeing what's going on, so I have Channel 9 muted on the TV and Grandstand on the radio. The few seconds' delay between events happening on each is disconcerting.

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2013/12/14
15:43 UTC

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I want to put my drink down in my car, but square iced coffee won't fit in round cup holder

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2013/10/12
13:32 UTC

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