/r/Asexualinvadethedanes

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We are advocates for asexuals coming together to overthrow the government of Denmark and form the first asexual nation

We are advocates for asexuals coming together to overthrow the government of Denmark and form the first asexual nation

/r/Asexualinvadethedanes

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59

So like are they with us?

Or them…

5 Comments
2024/04/27
02:16 UTC

88

Hey guys, I have a confession to make.

I recently found out that one of my great grandfathers was danish.

I... I don't know how to process this information... I'm... I have Danish blood in me? I feel like Prince Zuko when he found out that his grandfather was the avatar.

What do I do?

16 Comments
2024/04/18
06:41 UTC

13

Is there any danish here?

And will you open the gates for the rest of us?

0 Comments
2024/04/12
22:45 UTC

13

Acempire

who here - if anyone remains - remembers the acempire of 2021-22

Briggsy sends his regards.

0 Comments
2024/03/20
22:34 UTC

15

Other Invasion Plans

If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!

3 Comments
2024/02/15
14:59 UTC

3

Other Invasion Plans

If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!

1 Comment
2024/02/15
14:59 UTC

6

Other Invasion Plans

If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!

2 Comments
2024/02/15
14:59 UTC

13

What are the invasion plans

  1. When are we invading
  2. Where are we invading from e.g. Øresund international bridge
  3. What's are government structure
  4. What's are division structure

6 Comments
2024/01/21
11:33 UTC

10

For the Moral🫡

0 Comments
2024/01/20
10:55 UTC

9

Gathering resources for the battle

I just found out about this and I want to help (aego-aroace here). I'm gathering cake and garlic bread for the battle as it can take a day or two and after that we still have to kinda settle, are there any other foods for the a-spec folk? (I have 16 pieces of garlic bread and 2 boxes of cake)

1 Comment
2024/01/16
21:24 UTC

22

Hello Asexuals!

I am ready to invade Denmark with yall

5 Comments
2023/11/13
01:33 UTC

3

Creating a Twitch and Discord community as a safe place and interactive place for the Asexual community!

I saw that somebody did one of these things a long time ago, and quite a few people were interested, but they seem to have disappeared, and it's been a hot minute, so now I'm throwing my hat into the ring.

I am doing livestreams and interacting on Discord to bring the Asexual community together! I stream to build a community together, rather than just an audience. I'm hoping to get it to 50 followers as possible, so that I can enable channel points, and you goofballs can make me do all sorts of things. The channel point redemptions can be voted on by you guys as well!

Who am I? I am Lawrence, a 23-year-old Asexual living out of Maine. I have previous experience doing both YouTube and Twitch, but it's been a looooong time since I've actually done either one, as I both work and do college full-time.

What you can expect:

- An active, responsive and engaging Twitch streamer.
I have had a lot of experience doing Twitch, and even when I have nobody to talk to in chat, I have mastered the art of talking to myself. It wasn't too hard, since I'm already insane and talk to myself anyway.

- A friendly, welcoming community.
Everybody is safe from being judged in my community. I welcome people of all sorts of life, Asexual or not, and I expect my viewers/community to act the same way.

- Niche or engaging gameplay.
As of right now, I have been streaming The Division 2, Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, and Europa Universalis IV. I plan to continue these games, and work in Counter Strike 2, Minecraft, Terraria, American Truck Simulator, and Mad Games Tycoon sometime in the near future.

- Nerd talk.
I have been in the IT field since I was 11! I will regularly talk about IoT, network defense, malware analysis, etc etc etc. If you don't know what any of that means, feel free to ask any IT-related questions! I'll be happy to answer whatever I can.

- Interactive Twitch streams.
On top of finding ways to allow you guys to interact with the streams directly, I will also play with my audience whenever possible!

Are you interested! Please feel free to check out the channel! The link is below.
https://www.twitch.tv/lancaster_streams

0 Comments
2023/10/21
03:38 UTC

28

I put in research for that, dang it.

2 Comments
2023/10/07
00:02 UTC

9

Asexual invasion plans

Do we have a discord to talk about invasion plans?

2 Comments
2023/10/04
20:02 UTC

47

If we get arrested during our invasion, at least the prison looks nice

1 Comment
2023/10/03
17:30 UTC

20

Danish spy asked if we're going to live in Denmark after we invade...

Wrong answers only

7 Comments
2023/09/27
07:13 UTC

52

My 11yo sibling just asked a great question... what do we do if they politely ask us to stop the invasion?

18 Comments
2023/09/22
14:41 UTC

102

Damn you, chat GPT.

11 Comments
2023/09/20
11:58 UTC

49

Asexual invade the China?

4 Comments
2023/08/04
04:41 UTC

5

A video to help explain the split attraction model to allo allys!

0 Comments
2023/07/25
07:54 UTC

16

AceSpace is a hundred percent free dating website for the ace community by the ace community! The owner quit their job to fully commit to the project! The website went Live a few days ago and theres already hundreds of people on the website! Im not associated with the project but I love the place.

The person started this new asexual dating website after failing to find a decent free one months ago so thats why they made this free dating website.

This website is Free To Use, Secure, Ad Free, High Quality, and Takes Away A Lot Of The Stress That Mainstream Dating Apps Puts On Ace People.

Click here to check out the website!

In the future the owner mentioned making a optional membership to cover some server costs but that will always be optional. Free members will always be able to access basic functions such as Messaging! :)

this is where I discovered this amazing place

The website is pretty popular for being brand new but my hope is that this post will make the place even more popular!

1 Comment
2023/07/22
21:54 UTC

12

started making our flag in the danish one on r place, feel free to join if you want

1 Comment
2023/07/21
22:10 UTC

9

HELP

We have yet to gain a foothold on the Danish flag on r/place we need everyone

1 Comment
2023/07/21
12:25 UTC

49

Y'all know what to do

3 Comments
2023/07/20
18:19 UTC

11

Y'all know what to do

1 Comment
2023/07/20
18:18 UTC

14

Keeping Denmark running.

Danish imports: 10,000 million dollars yearly would be ideal Danish exports: 100,000 million dollars yearly would be ideal I’m not an economist, but other countries may not be that happy BUT - the aros (me included) want to take over France. French imports: 600,000 million yearly would be ideal French exports: 500,000 million dollars yearly would be ideal Aromantic France will provide us with import and help with export. But this is only possible if we stabilise France. We need another big country to trade with. Enter Germany. Germany will be unhappy at the Danish takeover and that we reject German trade to help sustain France. Also, Germany may try and block trade or invade Denmark. We need a sexuality to take over Germany. A ferocious sexuality mighty enough to conquer a major country. Enter the pans Pansexual people are twice as abundant as we are. They are very good at fighting with cooking equipment and outnumber the German army 300000:1 or something If Germany is invaded, we could be in luck. Germany and France would be two huge countries. We, the (un)holy triad of countries run by sexual or romantic minorities, could rule the world, maybe help the agenders take over certain other countries, divide up Russia for the xenogenders, etc. German imports: 1,000,000 million dollars Exports are roughly the same value for Germany. This means the countries that support us will have to send 500,000 million worth of imports and exports. Taking over Spain should work in stabilising trade, but many countries rely on Germany and France for trade, so it should be okay. Besides, our takeover should be benevolent, as aces are less likely to commit sexual crimes, unlike most people invading a country. And we aces have definitely NEVER committed any other crimes. But what I really need is an actual economist on the job. I’m just calculating trade.

3 Comments
2023/07/18
12:05 UTC

20

Our anthem

This is the best anthem for our country: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

7 Comments
2023/07/08
10:18 UTC

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