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We are advocates for asexuals coming together to overthrow the government of Denmark and form the first asexual nation

We are advocates for asexuals coming together to overthrow the government of Denmark and form the first asexual nation

/r/Asexualinvadethedanes

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DENMARK

IF DENMARK HAS APROX 72,000 OR SO SOILDERS (OR MORE, PROBS AROUND 92,00) AND WE GET ENOUGH ASEXUALS WE CAN INVADE DENMARK

0 Comments
2024/09/19
00:27 UTC

41

idk, lets start with greenland

i mean greenland is a part of denmark and its cut of from the rest (because island).

It would also be an easier start, but im not that good with planning.

7 Comments
2024/08/02
18:54 UTC

36

I go us an ally!,

In the form of this Ai chatbot

1 Comment
2024/07/07
20:15 UTC

25

I’m visiting Denmark

In visiting Denmark to see my grandmother and I am hoping to aid the invasion, any suggestions?

2 Comments
2024/07/04
19:52 UTC

35

I just got back from a visit to Denmark, here's what I found out

So I recently went to Denmark for a few days with my parents, to see friends there. So I thought it would be a great opportunity to investigate and find out what I can to prepare for the invasion.

First of all, the garlic bread. We had some for dinner one evening and it was terrible. It was barely garlicy at all and was pretty much just bread with butter. I ate it anyway because garlic bread but now I'm worried they found out about our plans and tried to poison me.

Secondly, I was on a walk with my parents and their friends one day and they were chatting while I was just mindlessly walking along not really paying attention, but then I heard "getting ready to attack" and something about the UK. So this is very suspicious and concerning if the Danes know about our intention to invade and are considering fighting back. I don't know if or why they would be specifically targeting the UK, but that's where I live so I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

What does this mean for the plan?

4 Comments
2024/07/03
22:21 UTC

30

I found a new nation we can *outnumber*

7 Comments
2024/07/01
22:40 UTC

21

Invasion intel

Omw to Denmark rn, do y'all need any intel on anything?

7 Comments
2024/06/23
15:37 UTC

35

Hello

To the government of AItD

I would like to request a partnership between this government and r/counciloftheblackring We are a council/government of asexuals that would be amazing help for you all in your invasion of Denmark

From: a low council member of the CotBR

6 Comments
2024/06/15
18:07 UTC

30

Invasion ideas

When we can conquer Denmark we are going to have a concil that will be called 'the 7 aces'. Add more ideas in the replies.

4 Comments
2024/06/12
23:33 UTC

126

So like are they with us?

Or them…

9 Comments
2024/04/27
02:16 UTC

109

Hey guys, I have a confession to make.

I recently found out that one of my great grandfathers was danish.

I... I don't know how to process this information... I'm... I have Danish blood in me? I feel like Prince Zuko when he found out that his grandfather was the avatar.

What do I do?

19 Comments
2024/04/18
06:41 UTC

16

Is there any danish here?

And will you open the gates for the rest of us?

2 Comments
2024/04/12
22:45 UTC

17

Acempire

who here - if anyone remains - remembers the acempire of 2021-22

Briggsy sends his regards.

0 Comments
2024/03/20
22:34 UTC

15

Other Invasion Plans

If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!

3 Comments
2024/02/15
14:59 UTC

5

Other Invasion Plans

If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!

1 Comment
2024/02/15
14:59 UTC

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Other Invasion Plans

If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!

2 Comments
2024/02/15
14:59 UTC

14

What are the invasion plans

  1. When are we invading
  2. Where are we invading from e.g. Øresund international bridge
  3. What's are government structure
  4. What's are division structure

7 Comments
2024/01/21
11:33 UTC

14

For the Moral🫡

0 Comments
2024/01/20
10:55 UTC

9

Gathering resources for the battle

I just found out about this and I want to help (aego-aroace here). I'm gathering cake and garlic bread for the battle as it can take a day or two and after that we still have to kinda settle, are there any other foods for the a-spec folk? (I have 16 pieces of garlic bread and 2 boxes of cake)

1 Comment
2024/01/16
21:24 UTC

22

Hello Asexuals!

I am ready to invade Denmark with yall

5 Comments
2023/11/13
01:33 UTC

3

Creating a Twitch and Discord community as a safe place and interactive place for the Asexual community!

I saw that somebody did one of these things a long time ago, and quite a few people were interested, but they seem to have disappeared, and it's been a hot minute, so now I'm throwing my hat into the ring.

I am doing livestreams and interacting on Discord to bring the Asexual community together! I stream to build a community together, rather than just an audience. I'm hoping to get it to 50 followers as possible, so that I can enable channel points, and you goofballs can make me do all sorts of things. The channel point redemptions can be voted on by you guys as well!

Who am I? I am Lawrence, a 23-year-old Asexual living out of Maine. I have previous experience doing both YouTube and Twitch, but it's been a looooong time since I've actually done either one, as I both work and do college full-time.

What you can expect:

- An active, responsive and engaging Twitch streamer.
I have had a lot of experience doing Twitch, and even when I have nobody to talk to in chat, I have mastered the art of talking to myself. It wasn't too hard, since I'm already insane and talk to myself anyway.

- A friendly, welcoming community.
Everybody is safe from being judged in my community. I welcome people of all sorts of life, Asexual or not, and I expect my viewers/community to act the same way.

- Niche or engaging gameplay.
As of right now, I have been streaming The Division 2, Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, and Europa Universalis IV. I plan to continue these games, and work in Counter Strike 2, Minecraft, Terraria, American Truck Simulator, and Mad Games Tycoon sometime in the near future.

- Nerd talk.
I have been in the IT field since I was 11! I will regularly talk about IoT, network defense, malware analysis, etc etc etc. If you don't know what any of that means, feel free to ask any IT-related questions! I'll be happy to answer whatever I can.

- Interactive Twitch streams.
On top of finding ways to allow you guys to interact with the streams directly, I will also play with my audience whenever possible!

Are you interested! Please feel free to check out the channel! The link is below.
https://www.twitch.tv/lancaster_streams

0 Comments
2023/10/21
03:38 UTC

31

I put in research for that, dang it.

2 Comments
2023/10/07
00:02 UTC

9

Asexual invasion plans

Do we have a discord to talk about invasion plans?

2 Comments
2023/10/04
20:02 UTC

49

If we get arrested during our invasion, at least the prison looks nice

2 Comments
2023/10/03
17:30 UTC

19

Danish spy asked if we're going to live in Denmark after we invade...

Wrong answers only

7 Comments
2023/09/27
07:13 UTC

54

My 11yo sibling just asked a great question... what do we do if they politely ask us to stop the invasion?

21 Comments
2023/09/22
14:41 UTC

101

Damn you, chat GPT.

11 Comments
2023/09/20
11:58 UTC

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