/r/applecirclejerk
We've gone dark in support of fair third-party API access. When will we back? I'm unsure. Praise be to Tim Apple! The most revolutionary subreddit – ever. We think you're going to love it!
⌘ PRAISE BE TO JONY IVE
⌘ STEVE JOBS IS LOVE, STEVE JOBS IS LIFE
⌘ THE iPHONE IS THE ONLY SMARTPHONE
⌘ APPLE WATCH BEST WATCH
⌘ 9:41 AM AND 10:09 ARE THE HOLY TIMES
⌘ SAFARI IS SNAPPIER ™
⌘ APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE
⌘ BLUE iMESSAGE BUBBLE OR GTFO
⌘ DESIGNED BY APPLE IN CALIFORNIA OR GTFO
⌘ ALUMINIUM IS SPELT LIKE THIS
⌘ U2 IS ONLY MUSIC
⌘ THOU SHALT NOT VIEW THIS PAGE ON ANY OTHER BROWSER THAN SAFARI
⌘ ANDROID SHILLS WILL BE SUED FOR PATENT INFRINGEMENT, NO EXCEPTIONS
/r/applecirclejerk