/r/applecirclejerk
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⌘ PRAISE BE TO JONY IVE
⌘ STEVE JOBS IS LOVE, STEVE JOBS IS LIFE
⌘ THE iPHONE IS THE ONLY SMARTPHONE
⌘ APPLE WATCH BEST WATCH
⌘ 9:41 AM AND 10:09 ARE THE HOLY TIMES
⌘ SAFARI IS SNAPPIER ™
⌘ APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE
⌘ BLUE iMESSAGE BUBBLE OR GTFO
⌘ DESIGNED BY APPLE IN CALIFORNIA OR GTFO
⌘ ALUMINIUM IS SPELT LIKE THIS
⌘ U2 IS ONLY MUSIC
⌘ THOU SHALT NOT VIEW THIS PAGE ON ANY OTHER BROWSER THAN SAFARI
⌘ ANDROID SHILLS WILL BE SUED FOR PATENT INFRINGEMENT, NO EXCEPTIONS
#COURAGEOUS COMPANIES
COWARDLY COMPANIES
#COURAGEOUS MEN
COWARDLY HEATHENS
EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS APPROVED
EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS UNAPPROVED
Unapologetically.
/r/applecirclejerk
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Siri knows you.
17:11 UTC
Look what I did with my emac
14:15 UTC
MacBook Air m2 corner radius is the same as AirPods Pro 2 radius
06:31 UTC
Apparently, android phones are a turn-off for women... (OBVIOUSLY)
00:08 UTC
Damn it Apple !
22:33 UTC
macOS Sugonda
18:41 UTC
This ruins my day.
12:54 UTC
Technological innovation
I got this new phone that has a tactile home button, fingerprint log in, and an aid port,
The future is now! I can charge my phone and listen to music at the same time! Such innovative technology
21:05 UTC
Hey Apple, I don't think paying MORE for refurbished is how it works...
19:11 UTC
M3 iMacs only come with one sticker.
11:31 UTC
iPhone 15 hype vs reality
18:01 UTC
Is usbc susceptible to damage
17:54 UTC
He’s selling what?
17:55 UTC
You can hear Tim Cook laughing all the way to Mars
22:02 UTC
One careful owner
14:39 UTC
Apple has finally added titties to iOS
20:12 UTC
It would be much better if they only told you when to replace it.
11:14 UTC
Is the Apple Watch Ultra too big on me??
21:48 UTC
Here we go again. I’m not allowed to do govt auctions anymore….
21:00 UTC
Those two go hand in hand
03:34 UTC
Imagine if there was a phone that doesn’t do this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
23:39 UTC
My Sons Collection
23:27 UTC
Temperature of my iPhone gets too high when I point a flame torch directly at it. Help.
16:54 UTC
iPhone 15 Pro but Sia sings Titanium everytime Titanium is mentioned (YouTube)
06:52 UTC
I was first in line at the new Apple Store yesterday, but they didn’t have any iPhones. Is this normal?
16:30 UTC
Natural Titanium
17:36 UTC
The suture is now
Steve Jobs: I want them sleek, metallic, futuristic
Employee: And the edges boss? How sharp?
Steve Jobs: As fuck
05:57 UTC