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U2 IS ONLY MUSIC

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Intel Mac users

1 Comment
2024/12/13
16:25 UTC

3

You win. I got an M1 MacBook Air

0 Comments
2024/12/13
14:37 UTC

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Are people really that surprised about Apple expanding into Saudi Arabia? They've done wilder.

3 Comments
2024/12/09
20:09 UTC

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Mac battery dropped to 99%

2 Comments
2024/12/05
13:28 UTC

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Guys, does the "SE" in "iPhone/Apple Watch SE" stand for "Shopping Event"?

4 Comments
2024/12/05
03:06 UTC

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Rizz Different

Here’s to the Ohio-core gyatt getters, the blumpkin bandits, the gooning goblins, the edge-lords, the round pegs built diff in square-hole worlds. They don’t just break the rules—they ghost them, leave them on read, and then riz up the chaos. These legends see the matrix sideways, out here tweaking while everyone else is NPCing. You can gyatt them, mald over them, gas them up, or doom-scroll their antics, but one thing’s for sure—you can’t ratio them. They’re out here cooking, pushing the vibe shift forward. While some might think they’re deep in Ohio madness, we see the sigma grindset. They’re the ones unhinged enough to go full blumpkin on rizzing the game—and they do.

1 Comment
2024/12/02
23:44 UTC

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Guys get a shorter cable

2 Comments
2024/11/30
23:11 UTC

3

I finally found my people

0 Comments
2024/11/16
00:39 UTC

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It's a fact of a PC user's life at this point

1 Comment
2024/11/12
21:25 UTC

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If you know, you know

0 Comments
2024/11/12
20:07 UTC

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I guess I am right here now. Topic: iPhone HOTspot

I guess I am right here now.

Just posted about my iPhone 15 Pro’s garbage performance as a hotspot when trying to get my home internet back up temporarily. Other devices handle this just fine, but the iPhone barely manages a connection, with huge lag spikes and random disconnects. Naturally, here come the Apple defenders telling me I'm "using it wrong" and that it's not "meant" for this. 🙄 If my old Samsung can handle this, why not Apple’s latest "Pro" model? This level of defense for a premium product failing at basics is ridiculous.

IT JUST WORKS (even the iphone is docnnedted xd)

6 Comments
2024/11/11
21:31 UTC

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Let's be honest, most of us like upgrades, they come always with a ton of new features

1 Comment
2024/11/10
18:20 UTC

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The REAL reason the Mac Mini has the power button on the underside

1 Comment
2024/11/09
14:47 UTC

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Honesty is key

0 Comments
2024/11/03
12:17 UTC

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Polishing clothes now support Apple intelligence

0 Comments
2024/11/02
23:33 UTC

3

Oh Tom… 😂

0 Comments
2024/10/30
18:16 UTC

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If Apple made electric cars

3 Comments
2024/10/30
11:51 UTC

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Some of these notification summaries are shocking at first glance

0 Comments
2024/10/30
03:26 UTC

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Finally got all the adapters I need to go pure USB-C for my cables.

0 Comments
2024/10/29
23:31 UTC

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The new Mac Mini's power button is at the bottom...

1 Comment
2024/10/29
23:25 UTC

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Lol Samsung can you stfu. So petty.

2 Comments
2024/10/26
19:15 UTC

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Will it Just Work?™

3 Comments
2024/10/23
17:04 UTC

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Apple Intelligence is going great

0 Comments
2024/10/18
21:18 UTC

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No bad wrong

0 Comments
2024/10/18
19:02 UTC

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From AW4 to Ultra 2: The display is sharply more vivid

0 Comments
2024/10/17
17:02 UTC

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Voicemail playback is worse than being in a Saw movie

1 Comment
2024/10/17
14:22 UTC

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