/r/applecirclejerk
We've gone dark in support of fair third-party API access. When will we back? I'm unsure. Praise be to Tim Apple! The most revolutionary subreddit – ever. We think you're going to love it!
⌘ PRAISE BE TO JONY IVE
⌘ STEVE JOBS IS LOVE, STEVE JOBS IS LIFE
⌘ THE iPHONE IS THE ONLY SMARTPHONE
⌘ APPLE WATCH BEST WATCH
⌘ 9:41 AM AND 10:09 ARE THE HOLY TIMES
⌘ SAFARI IS SNAPPIER ™
⌘ APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE APPLECARE
⌘ BLUE iMESSAGE BUBBLE OR GTFO
⌘ DESIGNED BY APPLE IN CALIFORNIA OR GTFO
⌘ ALUMINIUM IS SPELT LIKE THIS
⌘ U2 IS ONLY MUSIC
⌘ THOU SHALT NOT VIEW THIS PAGE ON ANY OTHER BROWSER THAN SAFARI
⌘ ANDROID SHILLS WILL BE SUED FOR PATENT INFRINGEMENT, NO EXCEPTIONS
/r/applecirclejerk
Here’s to the Ohio-core gyatt getters, the blumpkin bandits, the gooning goblins, the edge-lords, the round pegs built diff in square-hole worlds. They don’t just break the rules—they ghost them, leave them on read, and then riz up the chaos. These legends see the matrix sideways, out here tweaking while everyone else is NPCing. You can gyatt them, mald over them, gas them up, or doom-scroll their antics, but one thing’s for sure—you can’t ratio them. They’re out here cooking, pushing the vibe shift forward. While some might think they’re deep in Ohio madness, we see the sigma grindset. They’re the ones unhinged enough to go full blumpkin on rizzing the game—and they do.
I guess I am right here now.
Just posted about my iPhone 15 Pro’s garbage performance as a hotspot when trying to get my home internet back up temporarily. Other devices handle this just fine, but the iPhone barely manages a connection, with huge lag spikes and random disconnects. Naturally, here come the Apple defenders telling me I'm "using it wrong" and that it's not "meant" for this. 🙄 If my old Samsung can handle this, why not Apple’s latest "Pro" model? This level of defense for a premium product failing at basics is ridiculous.