/r/applecirclejerk
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⌘ THE iPHONE IS THE ONLY SMARTPHONE
⌘ APPLE WATCH BEST WATCH
⌘ 9:41 AM AND 10:09 ARE THE HOLY TIMES
⌘ SAFARI IS SNAPPIER ™
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⌘ BLUE iMESSAGE BUBBLE OR GTFO
⌘ DESIGNED BY APPLE IN CALIFORNIA OR GTFO
⌘ ALUMINIUM IS SPELT LIKE THIS
⌘ U2 IS ONLY MUSIC
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#COURAGEOUS MEN
COWARDLY HEATHENS
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EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS UNAPPROVED
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Steven Occupations
08:12 UTC
I finally found my people
00:39 UTC
It's a fact of a PC user's life at this point
21:25 UTC
If you know, you know
20:07 UTC
I guess I am right here now. Topic: iPhone HOTspot
I guess I am right here now.
Just posted about my iPhone 15 Pro’s garbage performance as a hotspot when trying to get my home internet back up temporarily. Other devices handle this just fine, but the iPhone barely manages a connection, with huge lag spikes and random disconnects. Naturally, here come the Apple defenders telling me I'm "using it wrong" and that it's not "meant" for this. 🙄 If my old Samsung can handle this, why not Apple’s latest "Pro" model? This level of defense for a premium product failing at basics is ridiculous.
21:31 UTC
Let's be honest, most of us like upgrades, they come always with a ton of new features
18:20 UTC
The REAL reason the Mac Mini has the power button on the underside
14:47 UTC
Honesty is key
12:17 UTC
Polishing clothes now support Apple intelligence
23:33 UTC
Oh Tom… 😂
18:16 UTC
If Apple made electric cars
11:51 UTC
Some of these notification summaries are shocking at first glance
03:26 UTC
Finally got all the adapters I need to go pure USB-C for my cables.
23:31 UTC
The new Mac Mini's power button is at the bottom...
23:25 UTC
Lol Samsung can you stfu. So petty.
19:15 UTC
Will it Just Work?™
17:04 UTC
Apple Intelligence is going great
21:18 UTC
No bad wrong
19:02 UTC
From AW4 to Ultra 2: The display is sharply more vivid
17:02 UTC
Voicemail playback is worse than being in a Saw movie
14:22 UTC
The new ipad announcement today basically
02:31 UTC
evil steve jobs
00:59 UTC
Can we get this added?
12:44 UTC
Just confirming, this does not work
13:15 UTC
Difference between iPhone 15 and iPhone 16
17:29 UTC
Outsourcing Boyfriend Responsibilities to Apple Intelligence
20:15 UTC
"By the way, I like macbooks, did I tell you I like macbooks? They don't have a fan, well actually they do, I am a fan"
22:47 UTC