Just finished this monster if anyone is interested … not exclusively Alistair-mancy but there’s enough I thought I’d throw it out here. https://archiveofourown.org/works/57750085

Is just me, or do every time I replay Origins it seems like Alistair has less dialogue 😭

I know he doesn't ACTUALLY have less dialogue, but I just love talking to him so much on missions that I go through all his dialogue really quickly.

So that after the first quarter of the game when I talk to him it's like,"I would like to ask you some questions." And then, "never mind." Because I ALREADY ASKED ALL THE QUESTIONS.

Does this happen to anyone else or am I just silly?

I really love these ones:

"They don't let just anyone be king you know. They don't let evil forest witches be king for instance."

"I think your odd behavior is brought on by hunger. Now come have some pie. I promise you will feel better."

"Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to stand on a table and dance the remeygold, I'm drawing the line."

...for the first time. How the hell am I supposed to defeat the Blight? Alistair in a hot spring, in a golden, sun-kissed lake, in the Gnawed Noble tavern, in the pond at camp...I mean, really? Will the Blight wait for a while? Say 20-30 years?

Sigh wet Alistair, mmmm

I’m not even sure if this community is still active at all, but I’m writing a fanfic with a romance with Alistair. I’ve come across the question, has Alistair had his first kiss before the warden? We all know he’s never been intimate with someone before, but there might have been opportunities to share a kiss with someone.

What do you think? Has he had a first kiss before the warden?

Even after all these years, I'm disappointed there were no interactions between Warden Alistair and Fiona at Skyhold. Surely they must have bumped into each other (if the Inquisitor sides with the mages). Alistair would treat her like a stranger of course, but Fiona would know.

I made Alistair do the ritual, because I wanted to keep both him and my character alive. I also thought the concept of an Old God baby was super cool and that it would cause even more discord if it was Alistair's child. It would have Theirin bloodline along with an Old God's soul... a great source of future chaos.

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Personally my favourite is Warden Alistair from DAI. He's more mature, but still has this witty side we all love.

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So on my fourth run, I finally decided to do the Tragic Alistair Romance™. I romanced him with a Mahariel, left him unhardened and made him king, then refused the ritual (because my Warden would logically want to die).

I knew what would happen but I'm not okay. I wasn't prepared to watch him die. He's too adorable to die.

Post your best Alistair mods! Any great aesthetic morphs that you guys might know of to bring him into the modern age? Best content mods??

Alright... I ALWAYS considered him a redhead/strawberry blondish person. But he definitely presented as a blonde in Inquisition and when I mentioned him as a redhead once, someone was blown out of the water that I thought so. Thoughts? I would like to get a general feel for what people's impressions were....

They've been posted already, but I have a spreadsheet that shows the line number and the dialogue that goes with it. It's much easier to find things that way.

There are some gems in there I'm pretty sure you've never heard.

• Um, does this mean I'm in trouble?
• Do not test my patience.
• There's something I need to talk to you about.
• (Literally just him giggling)
• Yep. The waiting around part is awesome.
• I'm Mister Stealth.
• You want me to what? BE QUIET?

All of his audio files are here, and just the spreadsheet is here. (Yes, I'm happy to upload individual things, just tell me the line ID.)

This one came out sooner than expected! And it has a bit of action ;-)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3985426/chapters/11043284

I have updated my pic. There is some Alistair action I thought you guys would like to have a look ;-)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3985426/chapters/10503735