/r/AceAttorneyCirclejerk
Apollo Justice got you down? Come here to vent (sus) about everything Ace Attorney!
Subreddit for circlejerking Ace Attorney, gaming's best meme simulator!
RULES:
0- Serious posts only gaiz
1- See "Y'all fuckers better jerk it good"
2- Don't be an actual jerk while jerking. This includes stuff like being toxic and harassment and stuff.
3- No literal jerking. Minor NSFW will probably be fine but please just use common sense.
4- Don't be too stupid on the main sub. A little goofiness is fine but don't go crazy.
5- Don't add stupid rules
6- Contrary to popular belief and reason, this sub does not actually exist. Please direct all of your shitposts to the main sub.
7- Our official religion is Richard Wellington. No religious freedom will be tolerated on this subreddit.
7.5- It looks like the religion of Quercus Alba has become more popular than the religion of Richard Wellington. I can't say I like it but I suppose I have no choice but to allow it. Which means AACJ now officially recognizes two religions, but we're really putting our foot down on any more. This is specifically directed at you Kay Faraday people.
8- Personally, you must be the guy that enjoys the series as a whole.
9- Before you came here, you didn't know JFA, DD and GarbAJ were supposed to be bad, and oh man are you constantly reminded about it.
69- Please refer to This If you have any further questions.
422- I have memes
666 - no Big Top spoilers (this means you)
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Put his ass in gay high school
17:21 UTC
Posts on r/AceAttorney be like
It never ends
17:21 UTC
Monthly reaction image time
16:32 UTC
Rant: Turnabout Ablaze was not long enough. (Spoilers for I1-5)
I mean, it is a final case that feels like a first case in lenght. What the heck? You just fire up the case and it already ends!
First of all, gimme a lot more testimonies. I want to question every single person in the game. Yew is not enough. Give me some Portsman, Cammy, Lance, maybe even Oldbag, idk. I want to finish every single culprit off in this damn case in order to have that feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment. Each one of them with like 10 testimonies.
Give me some Logic Chess too(I refuse to call that bs Mind Chess. That is how this damn Gen Alpha calls it! Are you triggered, Gossberg x Redd White shipper? That's cute!). Are you seriously going to tell me Edgeworth learned chess in the span of 1 week? I want to have a game of chess against Alba, China Shi-na's (redacted), Shi-Short Lang and everyone else. Because why not? Oh, and also give me like 6 games of Logic Chess to my favorite character Quercus alone.
Investigations should really be longer too! I want to inspect every single suspiciously look 'n granny in this stupid game for a stupid handheld made by a stupid Nipponese company. Every single pixel in that main hall... I want to touch it and analyse them with the help of Ema and her mumbo-jumbo invetory craziness. And why stop there? Give me another jar minigame just like in RFTA, although even more precise so only real men can defeat this ripped chad that is my bf Alba.
Give me some crossover characters too so we can use their powers and deductions too. Phoenix, Apollo, Athena, Lawton, Ryunosuke, Sholmes. I do not care about their timeline nor the release timeline. Alba's essence is omnipresent.
We got to have like 55 pages of evidence too. And also, 20 of these should be all the evidence gathered from previous AAI cases in order to help Edgey on his journey to seek the truth.
Give Oldbag a lot of screentime too. She deserves it and it should confirm EdgeBag.
Ideally, the case should be as long as the entirety of TGAA: Adventures in order to give you that feeling of epicness. Your real play-time will be the same as it took Edgey to defeat the main villains. In addition to that, make the dialogue as verbose as those from TGAA1, albeit two times as verbose. The time from one cross-examination to the next one should be like 2 hours of dialogue repeating the exact same thing.
And lastly, give my boy Edgey more dialogue in the likes of "this really is the end" so we can bait losers out of the game and burn out mfs who can't stand seeing Edgeworth's butt for 24/07.
So yeah, here are my thoughts. What do you all think? This case should really be much grander and bigger for Edgeworth's first solo adventure smh.
13:25 UTC
Oh my fucking god
12:27 UTC
It's Halloween what do you guys think of my costume
11:28 UTC
my drawing of aura blackquill
10:58 UTC
Thank god it isn’t real
10:11 UTC
What did Quercus Alba mean by this?
05:00 UTC
IT'S OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL!
18:31 UTC
Didn't Know What I Was Expecting
Got ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 and booted it up for the first time as I was excited when I heard Phoenix was in this game. Went to his character profile and was surprised by his stats. Is this in comparison with the other fighters? Also love how skilled legal defense is an ability
Edit: After reviewing all the character profiles, they really put him down as basically the weakest character in the game. But it's ok, because through the power of OBJECTION! and copium, I will still make him one of my mains. Also look at his different skins. I can't decide which one to play in.
18:27 UTC
Currently playing through DD and felt compelled to make this
16:08 UTC
Holy shit
15:59 UTC
Every first case up to dual destinies
15:50 UTC
Reasonable reaction to a baddie yelling at you
12:09 UTC
Blackquill moment
07:00 UTC
Chat is this real
I was lazy and didn’t want to finish it
06:54 UTC
What do you guys think of this game?
04:26 UTC
WHAT??????
CINDY STONE FRICKIN DIES?!?! THIUGHT SHE WOULD HAVE PLOT ARMOR AND BARELY SURVIVE BUT SHES DEAD?!?! AND IN THE FIRST CASE TO0?!?! THIUGHT SHE WAS HONNA STAY?!?!
03:18 UTC
I Was Convinced That Was a Murder, She Wrote Reference Until My Nana Told Me it's an Old Expression (Screenshot From Arglefumph)
Murder, She Wrote is one of my all-time favorite TV series. https://youtu.be/DhjanJfQJ_I?si=wlTsTRj7uD0ZDxJn
02:34 UTC
What you see after changing your defence attorney
He did not need to take it that personally
00:06 UTC
[Contempt Of Court] OMG THEY NAMEDROPPED MY DADDY ALBA?!
23:44 UTC
someone on deviated artworks told me to post here
21:44 UTC
Real
20:34 UTC
I won't do it.
18:33 UTC
Is Metis Cykes transphobic
Like, she did almost put a non-binary person in prison, that’s very transphobic of her
06:49 UTC
How AA fans be describing Turnabout Ablaze (it’s actually not that bad)
06:32 UTC