/r/28thworldproblems
//Labor together for the greater good.
Please, when commenting, use the language of the colony: pseudocode.
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//Loyal workers, your orders are as follows
if food.low {worker.gather}
if nest.full {worker.dig}
if nest.threatened {soldier.defend}
if nest.full and ground.damp {wingedAnts.fly}
//Hop to it then!
//Note: if you actually hop, you're probably not an ant. Go away or we might eat you.
/r/28thworldproblems
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whut
what even is this subreddit
please explain someone
18:40 UTC
I'm the 1018th subscriber!
Labor for the greater good!
16:30 UTC
//Error 422: Unprocessable Entity; Report
//Run "FindingFood.exe" /Walkabout mode set: True /Encountered a Bug /Error: Unable to continue "Walkabout" read: Leg Not Found /Error: "FindingFood.exe" crashed due to an unexpected change //Report End
17:35 UTC
Scouted possible location for new nest inside large glowing rectangular shape.
11:58 UTC
My people
Im yours. We are yours. Yours are mine. I am us all. All is us. The colony is one, we must expand.
18:42 UTC
STATUS
(STATUS LOG: -886) The ants. They CONSUME. Out for now....................
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TRANSMISSION (Death)
//Transmission received.
broadcast.identify(sender=outsider, familiarity_with_colony =~ 0)
request(lifeform quantity) //Is there anyone left?
//Is there anybody out there?
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Request(Identification, Explanation)//What exactly is this?
broadcast.identify(self=outsider, familiarity_with_colony =~ 0)
notify: syntax =?= unrecognizable
broadcast.reinforce(line=-2)
//I'm new here, not sure about anything about what this is... It seems like people are just making up the 'code' as they go along, but... I really have no idea.
request(information)
else{request(location.information)}
from location.information exclude about_this_community
//Can anyone explain, or is there a place where anything's explained in more detail than the main description page?
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[Mandatory Training]: Aerial Assault Protocol
05:44 UTC
[Caution]: Ensure ergonomic lifting // Bend legs at trochanter and not at the tarsomeres
15:11 UTC
//Support from the FifthWorld
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This world is ours, but it is not sustainable
if(expansion == false){sustainable = false;} //Our colony will die if it does not continue to expand.
if(resources < requiredResources){ //Our resources run thin in this world, for we have stripped it dry.
for(i=1; i<=65535; i++;){
scout("/r/"+i+"worldproblems"); //Scout all worlds.
if(world[i] != hostile && world[i].resources >= requiredResources){ //If they have food and are not hostile to us...
expandInto(world[i]); //Begin the expansion.
}
}
}
06:56 UTC
How many workers are still with us?
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//////[ALERT] Numbers are dwindling, the Queen is dying. Keep working///
while {alive} + continue (working) + until{dead}
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10:04 UTC
The 1000 is frightening to an ant
while (isNear.worldDenizen(1000)) {
caution += 50;
all.continueTask;
if (subject.w1000.approachAnt) {all.runTo[nest]}
}
//Just follow this protocol and you'll be perfectly mostly safe.
22:06 UTC
The colony will return, and in greater numbers.
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[Caution] Remain hydrated
09:00 UTC
// Breathe these spores. They are good.
Found corpse of drone delta 38899. Eruption from cranium.
Developed symptoms.
Gather around me and breathe these spores.
06:20 UTC