Personally, I would go for a half of a mini goldfish. Also, these ads are onto me 😂

I just learned that in a shivering cold, we burn up to 400 extra calories an hour, at rest. Is this why Walt Disney cryogenically froze himself? That skinny b was onto something

Tomorrow I'm taking down a wall in my house - thanks God winter is coming!

:s what do I do... I'm so screwed

I usually get the no carb multivitamin, but my mom bought me gummies and I was taught not to waste. Should I cut one in half to keep it lower cal/carb?

Do the virus microbes entering my bloodstream add to the total kcals, or does my body releasing antibodies offset the disruption to my defecit? Thanks in advance

Personally I was doing really well. I hadn't so much as thought about nuts. But then a few days ago a bag of unsweetened almonds caught my eye and I gave into temptation 😭😭😭

I ate one whole almond. I don't know how I'll ever get back on the wagon 😭😭

can anyone's bf recommend a milligram scale?

Are yall buying new utensils for our cheat meals cause im worried left over grease from my brothers pizza is remaining on the plate

Asking for a friend.

Normally I bicycle a couple miles out of my way to get to work so I don’t go past McDonald’s. Today I was running late and had to go the fast route. On the way I distinctly smelled French fries. I tried to hold my breath but got dizzy. I probably breathed in at least 3 times where the McDonald’s was present. How many calories should I log for this??? I’m freaking out.

I'm trying to put in my calories for today (which was the coffee) and it's telling me it's only 0 calories?! I CALL BULLSHIT!!! I have bee bloated all day and my love handles came back twice as big! I also had to cut of my left toe because I contracted diabetes from the damn coffee! NO WAY IN HELL IT WAS 0 CALORIES.

Help me queens 🥹💅

I looked at a pastry and gained 87 pounds. Please help.

i saw another pastry and gained an additional 300 pounds.

I can no longer move or wipe my ass.

send help

UPDATE: i sniffed a lettuce leaf and dropped it all. Back down to -6 pounds

I found black coffee indeed had some calories if you drink enough of it, so I have started drinking black water instead. The pounds have been falling off me and my constipation has completely cleared.

quarantine made it so much easier to control what I eat

How many net carbs per particle? I feel like when I filter feed I’m taking in more dust than usual and I’m feeling bloated (my house is usually absolutely spotless but my fatty boombalatty maid is on vacation)

Whats up sweaties? Just wanted to let you know I am trying the covid positive diet and it is working like a charm! The first three days you have a complete fast of any food or water, the fourth day you get notified of your irregular heart beat without even having to do cardio, and after that you are completely bored by food because you can't taste anything! If you see a speck of dust floating by it's just me~

Sweaties, it’s time for an intervention. Why am I seeing so many posts from you about

“I burned 1000 calories today, I get to eat 1/4 of a cookie!”

“This is my favourite 1 calorie treat I enjoy once a week”

“I really wish I could eat something today”

WHAT? Don’t you want to be SKINNY!? It’s time to lock in. Start THINKING THIN. Under NO circumstances can you enjoy, want or dream about food. Burning calories does not mean you eat them back!? I’m here for you sweaties, and I’m telling you in love it’s time to stop the madness and start working hard.

Yep, you read that right sweaties!! After much trial and error, I’ve finally taught my self to sleep walk so I can burn calories even while SLEEPING!! I used to only burn 400-600cal a night while just sedentary 🤢 but now?? I burn double that!! I always make sure to fall asleep on my treadmill so I can just walk while I sleep and the fat is starting to melt right off!! 😊 you fatties should try it for yourself!! Anyone who is sedentary while sleeping is a fatty point blank period. Sleepwalking is the new skinny sweaties!! 😁

Hey! I’m in school and my class rn is nutrition How many calories does learning about calorie have? Thanks I’m so scared