Sweaties, I walked past this in the camping store and it says 10,180 calories!!!!! How many calories should I log for inhaling the same air space as this monstrosity??? I’ve already started running the 45 marathons I plan to run today (I’m running right now!) but I’ve been gaining by the minute!

He's only 3.5 months and already well on his way to binging and purging 👏 so proud of my good baby, he eats and eats until he gets sick and throws it all up and then he's hungry again. Gold star! I just hope his pediatrician doesn't get mad that I have a perfect skinny baby.

Hi fatties. I just had the best thing happen. My reddit feed RECOMMENDED I join the sub r/XXS I'm so happy. They know I'm half way to my goal weight. Hopefully I can find another sub once I lose another 63987 pounds. Maybe there's an XXXXXXS sub out there somewhere. Be proud of me sweaties.

Hi, I've been trying to find ways to reduce my caloric intake, and I found these AMAZING noseplugs on the dark web! the instructions say all you have to do is tape your mouth shut and put on the noseplugs, and it should reduce your oxygen caloric intake by 100%, and after a few minutes, it reduces your need for ALL calories also by 100%! I put them on a few minutes ago and I can already feel the weight leaving my body. i'm fewling a litrle dizzy and gogy now but it's a normal side efdext. You alsl w Should qwerwally try thiiiiiiiiiiiiiì

so.. tonight, after eating my daily calorie, i got a bit too ambitious and put skincare on…..

should i log 1000 cals for the moisturizer? 😢😢 how about for the cleanser? please help! i googled how many calories in skincare, and it gave me a poison control hotline. i called them, and asked. but they hung up!!!!! pleas ehelp. :((

Hi you tubs of lard, I'm here to report a new diet and workout plan I discovered!! Get your notes ready!!!!

It's so simple and effective; I can't believe I didn't discover this sooner 🤔 All it takes is thousands of dollars in travel expenses and the most suspicious-looking street food you can find 😍💩

I've been dragging myself between the bed and the toilet for the last 16 hours and I'm burning sooo many calories by army-crawling and immediately shooting hot lava out my ass every 30 minutes 😍💩😍💩😍💩 Cannot recommend enough 😤🙏

I'm off to buy adult diapers now 🥰🫶 Stay safe lovelies!

Potato "soup" is the most solid thing I've dated to eat. Dry socket puts the fear of God in you and makes solid food a no-go. Dropped two pounds already 🥲

Halloween is upon us. It’s the worst time of the year. I’m on a 274371 day fast, and I haven’t eaten a thing! But lately, with the smells and costumes, the kids have been tempting me. I saw a child dressed as captain underpants and nearly took a bite. 🙁😢‼️‼️‼️‼️😣😣😣

I can't believe I just did this I guess I just forgot I had my dose already and now I've doubled my weekly calories in an instant. Should I go to the emergency room? I don't want to be obese! How do I make back the progress I've lost?, or is it already too late...?

Republicans believe life begins at conception so goal weight is 2 nanograms (the size of a zygote).

Democrats believe life begins at birth so goal weight is generally around 5 to 8 pounds.

Omg sweaties! I just reached -infinity pounds!! Have some of my tips!!!!

1, don’t eat or think about food, don’t talk about food not even emojis

2, run 25 hours a day

3, no water! Water weight is so ew

4, no sleeping! you can’t move in your sleep, fat people sleep

5, tape your mouth, nose and eyes, and your ears if you have no self control. That way you can’t see, hear about, on eat food!!!

hope I help some skinny queens and kings and everyone in between✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

I was making up a grocery list that had a bunch of healthy stuff and then impulsively, I decided to go on the Publix website and create a 1/4 chocolate sheet cake. I didn’t buy it but I did look at it! I’m worried that I absorbed the calories of each ingredient and the whole cake as I selected it. How many calories did I consume??? How long will I have to run for to burn this off? I need to be thin before Christmas, sweaties. Will this still be possible or have I ruined everything?

Hey sweaties, I get headaches a lot, which means I have to take ibuprofen and Tylenol. Sometimes 600mg a day. Is this making me fat? How many calories are in these?? Are they any alternatives to avoid this.

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Hi sweatys. Sometimes after my kids eat food they give me a hug or a kiss on the cheek. How many calories is this? I've been logging 400 calories just to be safe but I thought you guys would know better.

All I see are posts of people cheating to the extreme on this subreddit. I've even fluctuated between my goal weight of what I weighed upon conception as a zygote and my highest max which is my birth weight.

Does anyone know how much is in prenatals, or should I just count 100 kcal per pill to be safe? It's the one with DHA, so lots of fat.

So right now I have a cough, and when I coughed hard a couple of hours ago I sharted a little bit in my pants. How many calories did this burn???? Yesterday I weighed in at .000000001 pounds, do you think I fully disintegrated yet after that shart or am I still a fat, fat, fatty?

Hey guys I’m really panicking right now. I know gum is only 5 calories apiece, which is why I’m having two pieces for lunch, but my dog startled me and I accidentally swallowed one of the pieces! How many more calories did I just ingest compared to if I spit it out? Should I reduce my dinner?

TIA!

I'm at my grandpa's family reunion and im sitting on the couch, scrolling through my phone when all of a sudden Im handed a plate with two bbq ribs, mashed potatoes, corn, and green beans???

I swear i could feel myself gaining weight looking at it. I feel betrayed and sabotaged 😢 and the worst part is?...I had to eat it. All of it.

I just don't know what to do guys, any advice?

pls help

I recently had a colonoscopy and had to do the prep for it. Ladies, let me tell you. It’s diet heaven. 3 days fast then the prep. I obviously did not put the lemon flavoring in because hello calories. Then after you sleep all day so no calories there! Anyway, feeling pretty svelte, wondering how often I can have a colonoscopy? Has anyone managed to schedule them monthly?

Get a cold with a violent cough so everytime you try to eat something not fluid you will break out in a coughing spree, causing you to live of yoghurt and soup for 2 weeks!

Can't believe I didn't discover this sooner! 🥰

Hey sweaties, today I was on my daily 500000 step walk and some filthy pig was gorging on (potential to get extra calories!!) >!ice cream!< and I looked at it for a second! I think my progress might be gone, help!

I’m so worried… when I was scrolling through instagram while on my treadmill I stumbled upon a picture of a brownie someone had baked and posted 😣😡 and I’m worried I absorbed the calories through the screen from looking at it even tho I scrolled past rlly fast… but how many calories should I log?? I logged 1000cal to be safe… but I’m worried and now I’m gonna be on the treadmill and run 20 extra miles to make up for it 😖😣

One of these days, I'll be able to read this sub without thinking, "Should I try that?"