i posted this so much i think i've been lobotomized

OBLIGATORY THORNS COMMENT!!

God, they did not need to make this man so hot.
I simp, I stan, I breathe for Thorns. They're not just a fictional character, they're a way of life. Some might say their love for a character is a slow burn, but for me, it was like a supernova. Maybe it was the way I wish I were the originium slug he hits with his shopping bag every day. Or maybe I'd rather be the originium slug he kicks with his boot.

Holy shit💥 we got the chest window with his new alter like, I'm actually salivating??? It's not even a chest window, his shirt is fucking unbuttoned. I NEED DIVINE INTERVENTION.

My day gets better everytime I see Thorns. He is perfect from any point of view. He is so beautiful, majestic and ethereal. How can someone be so perfect? I love him so much. Words can't express how much I love this amazing man. My love for him has no limit. Live, laugh, love Thorns.

Some might say their love for a fictional character is a shallow obsession, but they haven't experienced the GOSPEL OF THORNS. From the moment I pulled him in Arknights, I knew my life would never be the same. Thorns is more than just pixels on a screen or words on a page. They're a testament to the power of THE SUPREME SWORDSMANSHIP OF IBERIA; Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage. If you can't appreciate Thorns, then you can SCRAM. This is my shrine, my LOVE LETTER, to the greatest character to ever grace my Arknights account. It's their reserved personality and Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage that truly shine. The way they carry my stages whenever I use ACTIVATE SKILL TO GAIN Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage just melts my heart. Who else could drug me without making me creeped out? Thorns is more than just a character; they're a ROLE MODEL. He is the one man apocalypse Rhodes Island needs. You've taught me patience to spend countless hours, to spend my time waiting for Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage, and for that, I am eternally grateful, and I eagerly await their alter on global.

I don’t really like how male sarkaz look and often they kind of creep me out and to a lesser extent female sarkaz too, I dont mind other characters but I was wondering of there was a filter to remove them from headhunting and recruit, thank you :)

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The new PV and 6* lead me into thinking a new moral dilemma, the post modern trolly problem if you will. If Thorns is 6 inches inside Weedy and Elysium is 12 inches inside Thorns, does The Sea urchin Dive deeper into the Sea dragon or does he pull the Seagull in deeper?

And most importantly, just how pregnant is Thorns after this interactions? We know that neither Weedy nor Ely is gonna get pregnant, making Thorns the prime candidate but just how pregnant is he gonna get?

And as a side note, who amongst the three will be the big, medium and small spoons?